He signed a surrender document at Versailles, threatened to "drop bombs right smack in the middle of their head" at the G7, and privately lost his mind when he realized nobody believed him.

"They've got him by the balls. We want out, and they know we don't have all the cards." -- Senior U.S. official, speaking to Zeteo on condition of anonymity

In public, Donald Trump has spent weeks boasting about the tentative peace deal his administration reached with Iran. In private, according to multiple insiders, the president is having a meltdown.

"He's swearing a lot about it," an adviser close to Trump told Zeteo this week, speaking on the condition of anonymity. The source was referring to Trump's fury over fears that the war he started could restart -- not because of Iranian aggression, but because of Israeli defiance.

Specifically, Trump fears that Israeli officials are actively working to reignite a full-blown U.S. war against Iran behind his back. Three other insiders with direct knowledge confirmed this to the outlet. "During the past several days, Trump has aggressively complained to administration officials and other confidants that the Israelis are trying to trick him into restarting a full-blown war with Iran," Zeteo reported.

The irony is almost too perfect: the president who claimed he could end any conflict in 24 hours is now losing sleep because a foreign government -- one he supposedly dominates -- is simply not listening to him.

The memorandum of understanding between Washington and Tehran was signed at the Palace of Versailles, a location that would have been deeply satisfying to Trump's inner circle had they not been too busy managing his ego. The 14-point document includes provisions for ending military operations, lifting the U.S. blockade, opening the Strait of Hormuz, and establishing a $300 billion reconstruction fund backed by Gulf states. Iran agreed not to pursue nuclear weapons. Sanctions would be lifted.

At the G7 summit in France, Trump tried to project strength he no longer possesses. "No, it's not final. It's a memorandum of understanding, and if I don't like it, we'll go back to shooting at them, dropping bombs on their head," he told reporters. He added: "If they don't behave, we'll go back to dropping bombs right smack in the middle of their head."

The problem is that nobody believes him anymore.

Trump has threatened mass slaughter, genocide, and ground invasions so many times over the past year -- only to sheepishly pull back each time -- that senior government officials in both Tehran and Washington have simply stopped taking his threats seriously. Multiple aides and administration officials told Zeteo within the past two weeks that the United States cannot afford to keep the war going much longer. The global economy is weeks away from a major shock. The Republican Party's midterm prospects are being shredded. And the administration itself is fracturing under the strain.

Trump ended up conceding what he would never admit out loud: "I didn't want to see economic catastrophe. If you kept this going, that could've happened."

The most explosive element of the deal involves Israel. The first point of the 14-point MoU explicitly calls for Israel to terminate its military operations in Lebanon. As of this writing, the Israeli military occupies roughly 10 percent of the country. More than 3,800 people have been killed by Israeli strikes in Lebanon since hostilities resumed on March 2.

Israeli officials have remained defiant. They have vowed not to cease their campaign and continue to carry out drone strikes in southern Lebanon. This defiance is not just frustrating Trump -- it is actively pushing him away from restarting the war.

"At least right now, he's definitely madder at the Israelis than the Iranians," the close Trump adviser told Zeteo. Israel's refusal to fall in line has "driven Trump in the opposite direction" of reigniting hostilities with Tehran, according to those who spoke with the outlet.

The American president who once claimed unconditional loyalty from Benjamin Netanyahu is now watching his ally torpedo his diplomatic achievement in real time. And there is nothing he can do about it.

The blowback inside the Republican Party has been swift and merciless. Senator Bill Cassidy of Louisiana, recently beaten in a primary by a Trump-endorsed opponent, felt free to speak openly. "Reagan is rolling over in his grave," Cassidy said. "Iran's nuclear ambitions were not curbed, and they have learned that threatening the Strait of Hormuz works and will undoubtedly leverage it in the future."

He continued: "Before the war, the strait was open, Iran was being crushed by sanctions, and 13 service members were still alive. Now, 13 Americans are dead, families have paid billions at the pump, sanctions will be lifted, and the bombing has stopped. This is the worst foreign policy blunder in decades."

Senator Thom Tillis of North Carolina, freed by his looming retirement, told MSNBC: "We've lost two F-18s, several other air frames, 13 people have died, several of our Middle East partners have been attacked, 365 people have been injured. $100 billion has been spent since the first kinetic strike."

On the right, Fox News host Mark Levin said the deal "requires serious changes if not outright abandonment." Ben Shapiro called it "a disaster that does not achieve any of the actual stated goals" -- then pivoted to blame JD Vance, the vice president who served as chief negotiator.

Trump himself offered a preview of the blame game: "If it works out, I'm going to take the credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm blaming JD."

A Trump appointee described the president to a journalist one year ago as "a lazy warmonger" -- someone very good at starting wars but unwilling to put in the blood-caked effort to finish them. The description has aged well.

Trump thought he was fighting a much weaker nation. He bombed Iran twice in the middle of negotiations, including a "double tap" strike on the first day of the war that killed more than 100 children. When asked about it, he shrugged: "Mistakes are made, war is nasty."

He also conceded during the G7 that he didn't mind Iran keeping ballistic missiles, saying "it's a little unfair for them not to have some." Forbidding such weapons was one of the stated aims of the war.

In Lebanon, Hezbollah leader Naim Qassem hailed what he called a "big victory," adding: "The goal was to bring down the Iranian regime, but the might of American tyranny was broken."

Trump started a war he could not finish, negotiated a deal his allies are already violating, and is now swearing furiously in private because the one person who matters -- the Iranian negotiator across the table -- knows exactly how much leverage he holds.

The Palace of Versailles was supposed to be a stage for American triumph. Instead it became the backdrop for the most humiliating surrender in modern U.S. foreign policy.

Trump thought Iran would fold. Iran folded him in half and told him to sign on the dotted line.